MR. RYTHUM.& THE JANITOR
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ROBBY RAY HERE, JANITOR FOR THE SLATTS RATTLER BAND.
ROCK&ROLL WITH A TWIST.
SLATTSRATTLER =NEW GIGS UPDATE
THE CD. HAS HIT THE FAN,S
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GUITAR THEO WHITNEY
LOU'S BABY
ROBBY RAY
BASS FUZZY MUZZY
DRUMS IZZIE CUMMINGS
THANKS TO OUR MANY STAGEHANDS AND COSTUME DESIGNERS
THANKS TO OUR MANY GREAT FANS AND FORGOERS
GET YOUR TEESHIRT TODAY.
ITS LATE,ITS WINTER,JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK FLOATING IN THE BACK PART OF MY BRAIN,DRY DESERT, HIGH PLAIN,VAST,DUST DEVIL FAR OVER THE PLAIN, COYOTES BEG FOR FOOD.IM PLAYING THE CHORDS--D diminished-- A augmented--THEN G flatt--G--B--C--D--.THEN THEO RIPPES OFF A LEAD LIKE EGGS FRYING IN THE LUNCH ROOM AT CHERNOBYL,LOU AND MIKE HAVE A RYTHYM THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO KEEP LOOKING BACK FOR THE TRAIN THATS NOT COMMING,SPOONS IS SPILLEN BEERS AND BREAKING STICKS.I FEAL THE HEAT OF THE DESERT ON THE BACK OF MY NECK,LIZARDS RUN,SNAKES SUN, JOSHUA TREE GIVES LIFE TO THE MOTH AND IN TURN THE MOTH GIVES LIFE TO THE TREE.THEO GIVES ME THE SIGN AND I WHIP OUT A COUPLE OF VERSES OF (THE SNOW DANCE), I SMASH A LEAD THAT SOUNDS LIKE BAG PIPES DOWN BY THE BAY.THE BAND IS DRINKING GERMAN BEER, AND ITS FREE. THE PEOPLE ARE WILD.THE OWNER MAKES SNAKEBITES FOR THE BAND AND THE CLAM BAKE COMES TO AN END, WE COOK THEM IN THE WINTER BUT SUMMER TIME WE EAT THEM RAW. WHO PUT THE RAZORS IN THE BABY JELLY?
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SLAM
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WE THE BAND WILL PLAY
CLASSIC ROCK FOR A
NOMINAL FEE.WE PLAY
BARS,GRILLS,TAVERNS,
BROTHELS,GROVES,
PICNICS,CHURCH GATHERINGS,
WAKES,WEDDINGS,
DIVORCE PARTIES,
and Briss'.
NEW TOUR IN PLANNING,NEED GIGS AND REASON.
CLASICROCK WITH A TWIST
YUKONJACK & A TOUCH OF LIME JUICE= SNAKE BITE
A Special Thanks To Muzzy For Supplying Slatts
Shirts For The Band.
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